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11. Exciter Box

The jet engine equivalent of a magneto (which, quite frankly, I didn't realize was real either).

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12. Reards

When you grow a beard, but on the back of your head. See also Hair.

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13. Etched Rock N' Roll Mirrors

Remember these? You'd win them at carnivals—my brother had the Van Halen mirror. I'm waiting for their comeback along with rock n' roll, nylon, velcro wallets. See also 80's.

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14. Sniper Crowbar

A crowbar with a sniper scope attached. See also Violence, Weapons.

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15. Schindler's Grocery List

Eggs, milk, tortilla chips, batteries. Not every list can be heroic.

Added by SpaceParasites on November 8, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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16. Butt Shaft

A dull arrow used for target practice. See also Sports.

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17. Orgone Box

A tin-lined, wooden box designed by former Freud pupil Wilhelm Reich to capture the healing power of the orgasm and cure such ailments as cancer, depression, and impotence. See also 50's, Sex.

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18. Shammy Leather

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19. Puffalope

One of those weird, puffy envelopes. See also Office.

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20. Tapdance Recitals

Much improved when matching glitter top hats and vests are worn. But what isn't?

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