Funny Things

Funny Things

41. Exciter Box

The jet engine equivalent of a magneto (which, quite frankly, I didn't realize was real either).

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42. Reards

When you grow a beard, but on the back of your head. See also Hair.

Added by patplaysguitar on February 27, 2012| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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43. Etched Rock N' Roll Mirrors

Remember these? You'd win them at carnivals—my brother had the Van Halen mirror. I'm waiting for their comeback along with rock n' roll, nylon, velcro wallets. See also 80's.

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44. Sniper Crowbar

A crowbar with a sniper scope attached. See also Violence, Weapons.

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45. Schindler's Grocery List

Eggs, milk, tortilla chips, batteries. Not every list can be heroic.

Added by SpaceParasites on November 8, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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46. Butt Shaft

A dull arrow used for target practice. See also Sports.

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47. Orgone Box

A tin-lined, wooden box designed by former Freud pupil Wilhelm Reich to capture the healing power of the orgasm and cure such ailments as cancer, depression, and impotence. See also 50's, Sex.

Added by Anthony on September 19, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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48. Tapdance Recitals

Much improved when matching glitter top hats and vests are worn. But what isn't?

Added by JD on May 14, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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49. Tiny Little Dinosaur Arms.

Rex. Seriously. You gotta start workin' out the upper body. See also Body, Dinosaurs.

Added by JD on May 13, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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50. Liripoop

The piece of string on a graduate's hat. See also Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 7, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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