No.
41.
Egg Pants
"Are your eggs naked? This cute new product has three stubby 'legs' which will keep your breakfast eggs standing tall and proud."
42.
43.
44.
Vibrating Belt
Old-school piece of exercise equipment that would vibrate the user to weight loss.
45.
Zarf
The paper sleeve around a coffee cup that keeps you from burning your hand.
46.
Doilies
Especially lace doilies.
47.
Frosted Windows in Airplane Toilets
I mean it's not like anyone's going to see you, is it?
48.
Rewinding Fees
Fees can be avoided if you buy one of these.
49.
Neti Pot
Ceramic device used to flood the nasal cavaity with warm saline solution in an effort to improve sinus health and look like a complete and total dork.
50.
Laser Pointers
A futuristic way to spice up a bland powerpoint presentation and a useful device for annoying fellow moviegoers.