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College A Cappella Groups
A bunch of white-shoed geeks singing under such cringe-inducing puns as Noteworthy, Vocal Point, and Compulsive Lyres.
Aquanet
Aside from it's dubious contribution to hair metal, pause for a moment to consider the name. While traditional hairnets are constructed from finely woven mesh and elastic, the artificial hairnets Aquanet generates are apparently made out of aqua.
Nickelback
Man, that Chad Kroeger is quite the tunesmith.
Hat Pins
As far as I can tell, these are only useful for popping balloons and poking people in the ass.
The International Star Registry
Seems like a dumb concept—"pay $139 to have a star in the sky named after you"—but this business has been going strong since the 70's. Definitely invented by some guy from Jersey.
Fangoria
A really cool horror movie magazine. I like to leave it out on my coffee table when I bring the ladies over.
Dubloons
Pirate treasure. Arrr!
The Steagles
A professional football team created by combining the Pittsburgh Steelers and Philadelphia Eagles due to a player shortage during World War II.
Body Pillows
Is it just me, or is there something unseemly and somewhat desperate about a body pillow?
Urinal Cake
So good, yet so disgusting.