Funny Things

Funny Things

51. Doomsday Device

Add this and/or a briefcase to any situation to make things immediately more interesting. See also Movies.

Added by SpaceParasites on February 22, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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52. Wavicle

A subatomic particle that acts both like a wave and a particle. See also Science.

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53. Adamantium Steel

Fictional, indestructible metal alloy coveted by real, insufferable nerds. See also Comics.

Added by Ryan on January 19, 2011| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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54. Wampum

Possibly the finest currency in existence. See also Indian, Money.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 17, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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55. Gussets

The reinforced fabric found in the crotch of panty hose.

Added by a Guest on December 21, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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56. Meat Sweats

When you eat so much meat you break out in a sweat. A staple of American holidays like the Fourth of July, Thanksgiving, and whenever the McRib is in town. See also Fast Food.

Added by SpaceParasites on November 19, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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57. Pork Barrel Spending

Pork should NEVER come in a barrel. See also Politics.

Added by SpaceParasites on November 8, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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58. Gelmet

When someone uses so much gel that their hair becomes a protective device for their skull. See also Portmanteau.

Added by a Guest on October 21, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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59. 90210 Day

Also known as September 2, 2010 or 9/02/10. See also 90s, Television.

Added by Brian on September 2, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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60. Throw Pillows with Attitude

Like "Help, I'm a pistachio stuck in a peanut jar" and "Bet ya 50 bucks I can quit gambling" and "In dog years I'm dead".

Added by Ryan on July 22, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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