Funny Things

Funny Things

81. Preformationism

Seventeenth century theory that all organisms were created at the same time and exist as fully-formed but miniature versions of themselves until birth. See also Biology.

Added by Tyler on August 16, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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82. Mangagement Rings

When proposing to a man is not emasculating enough, really cut his balls off by getting down on one knee and presenting him with a men's engagement ring. See also Jewelry, Marriage, Portmanteau.

Added by Anthony on July 27, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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83. Livestock Classified Ads

"Elvis is a large Jersey Giant Rooster, weighing close to 10 pounds already. He stands close to 2 feet tall and is very handsome. He is not agressive toward people but is also not the friendliest of our flock. He is crowing and fertilizing eggs!"

"Two Standard Blue Cochins available for purchase from a small, hobby breeder. These birds are around one year old, and they are of large stature and lustrous beauty."

"Registered jersey milk cow for sale. She is 5 years old and very gentle. On good green pasture she will give 8 to 9 gallons per day. " See also Animals.

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84. Butter Sculptures

Like this, this, and this. See also Dairy, Food.

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85. The California Raisins

Hard to believe, but these rhythm-and-blues-singing, spat-wearing, claymation raisins were so popular in the 80's that they appeared on t-shirts, Christmas TV specials, and even a Nintendo video game. See also 80's, Commercials, Fruits.

Added by Ryan on June 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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86. Methylchloroisothiazolinone

Ingredient found in shampoo. See also Health.

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87. Gunracks in Pickup Trucks

God bless America. See also Rednecks.

Added by DieterW on April 12, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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88. Wooden Nickels

I hate wooden nickels. See also Old-Timey.

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89. Fixin's Bar

Whether to top top a burger, an ice cream sundae, or a baked potato, fixin's always equal fun. See also Food.

Added by Anthony on April 10, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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90. Samovar

An ornate water boiler. See also Coffee.

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