It works every time you do it outside a bar. See also Pranks.
Great way to get two things done at once. See also Bathroom.
And even funnier to think that girls actually dig this. See also Nerds.
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Merely keeps you the same exact healthiness due to the two activities canceling one another out. See also Exercise.
What Captain Lou Albano had to do in order to get the role of Mario in the The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. See also Beards, Hair, Hygiene.
A race involving unsuspecting gym members on other treadmills. The goal is to go farther and faster than them. They should have no idea they are being raced. See also Exercise.
Something my old music teacher told us not to do. See also Music.