Go ahead, grab your sisters Miley Cyrus mixed cd and send it off to microwave heaven. Looks wicked cool too. See also Food.
On long road trips as a child, I used to shove kleenex in my mouth, put my hands behind my back, and act as if I was tied up in the back seat of our mini-van. See also Pranks.
Hard... but possible.
An ancient form of entertainment. Probably the most famous magic trick of antiquity. Even in the 21st Century it never fails to dazzle and amaze.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing to do?
Seriously, how are you gonna bite my knee? What kind of crap is that?
She actually took it rather well. See also Pranks.
Because you never know when you're going to be craving "old country" dinner rolls. See also Crime.