Also known as playing an accordion.
As perfected by Crocodile Dundee. See also Bathroom.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny thing to do.
Simultaneously sad and hilarious. Ten times so when there's a gaggle of fellows outside a woman's clothing store. Does not matter if it's your wife or your girlfriend; You, my brother, have surrendered any and all power in the relationship. It is a line that, once crossed, can be impossible to re-cross. May God have mercy on what is left of your masculine soul. See also Women.