Ways to cover up your idiocy include pretending to fix your hair, scratch your head, or pointing towards nothing. See also Awkward.
This is always funny because it very rarely is perfect on the first try. It's like this: "Judy, you still there? Ok, one more second." "Mike? you there? We lost Mike...." "No, sorry, I'm here phone was on mute." "Gary? you there? Gary? " "One second, gotta get Gary on. Everyone hold." See also Office, Telecommunications, Work.
It works every time you do it outside a bar. See also Pranks.
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Great way to get two things done at once. See also Bathroom.
See also Breakfast.
And even funnier to think that girls actually dig this. See also Nerds.