Preferably a scrappy little scamp who could be called Rags and a red-faced butcher running after him with an apron and big red cheeks looking like he's about to pop an embolism. See also Old-Timey, Pets.
Also known as the canero, toothpick fish, and willy fish, the candirú is renowned for swimming into human orifices, including the urethra.
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Malteste-poodle hybrid sometimes mispronounced as "Multipoo". See also Pets.