Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny animal?
Half cocker spaniel, half poodle, this pup is the alpha and omega of canine sophomoric humor. See also Pets.
Ponies can have funny names (like "Winnie") and figure in one of the funniest toy lines of all times, My Little Pony's Twice as Fancy Ponies. See also 80's.
Dingoes can rotate their wrists and use their paws to turn doorknobs. See also Australia.
I once called a friend a "sorrel nag," and he responded, "I'm not a sorrel nag, you're a bay mare." I had no reply to that. See also Literature.