Whether it's cheese or a drawing made while someone is talking to you about cheese, you can't go wrong with the word doodle. See also Food.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny word?
An old unit of volume approximately equal to 1/8 of a pint. See also British, Drinks.
A fart let off just before a beautiful woman walks into the vicinity. See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.