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31. Spackle

I think she needs another spackle of make-up. See also Women.

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32. Absquatulate

1. To depart in a hurry
2. To die
3. To abscond
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1. We must absquatulate before the Wicked Witch arrives!
2. I am going to break the news of your aunt's absquatulation as seriously as possible.
3. That man just absquatulated with your horse. See also Crime, Travel.

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33. Spoonerism

Swapping the first or other sounds of words,
e.g. it is kisstomary to cuss ["customary to kiss"] the bride.

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34. Nosegay

A bunch of flowers.

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35. Folderol

Trifle or nonsense.

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36. Dirf

The number between five and six. See also Made Up.

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37. Philtrum

The little groove above your lip. See also Body.

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38. Flabbergastation

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39. Scootch

To move a short distance. In a sentence, "The inchworm scootched across the branch."

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40. Foofaraw

To make a big deal out of something of little importance. Also means to add flashy or excessive decoration.

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