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Scirocco
A Volkswagon, a font, and a desert wind—all with a funny name.
Noodle
A narrow strip of unleavened egg dough that has been rolled thin and dried, boiled, and served alone or in soups, casseroles, etc.; a ribbon-shaped pasta.
Puss
According to the dictionary, a person's face or mouth.
Smorgasbord
Same as a buffet, but more hilarious.
Twink
According to Wikipedia, the word "twink" is used describe "an attractive young or young-looking gay male (usually in his late teens or early twenties) with a slender build, a slight muscular physique, and little or no body hair."
Zaftig
Healthily plump and vigorous, often used to describe a large, happy woman.
Pogonotrophy
Fancy word for the cultivation of a beard.
Masticate
It really makes junior-high-age boys snicker when you say I hope you masticated at least thirty times at lunch today.
Block
Slang for head, as in "I'll knock yer block off!"
Meatus
A natural body opening or canal.