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Zygomatic
A bone in your skull.
Blamps
This is a wicked combination of bloating and cramps. I came up with this word about 28 days ago...
Bitched
In addition to being the past tense of bitching, this word is also a synonym for wrecked, ruined, busted or otherwise pooched. "Bitched" and "pooched" can be used interchangeably, e.g. "Cooter hasn't been able to walk properly since he bitched his knee kicking puppies."
Assmosis
The process by which some people seem to absorb success by sucking up to the boss rather than working for it.
Hobbledehoy
An awkward, gawky youngster existing somewhere between a man and a boy.
Pooched
In other words, ruined, wrecked, broken, or busted. For example, "Can I have a ride? My TransAm is pooched."
Monkeyshines
Useful when "shenanigans" just doesn't cut it.
Lisp
Particularly when pronunced by the speech impaired.
Sassitude
A related word is "sassified," which is what occurs when an individual with sassitude is gratified in full.
Borborygmus
The sound of a belly that rumbles.