Funny Drinks

Funny Drinks

31. Capri Sun Shop

A surprisingly-difficult-to-open trapezoidal pouch drink. See also 80's, Children.

Added by Ryan on June 21, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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32. Slice

Discontinued soda that came in orange, lemon-line, and a Dr. Pepper-flavored knockoff called Dr. Slice. Depicted in commercials as the preferred beverage of baseball players and models. See also 80's, 90's, Commercials.

Added by Brian on March 14, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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33. Strong Island Ice Tea

A long island ice tea made extra strong; also a way to announce "I'm here to get hosed." I once saw a bartender almost throw a guy out for trying to order one of these. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by Ryan on March 1, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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34. Brandy Alexander

Or really, any cocktail that contains half-and-half or heavy cream. See also Alcohol.

Added by Brian on February 26, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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35. Chocolate Choo Choo

Martini of choice of 18-year-old-girls. See also Alcohol.

Added by Chris on January 25, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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36. Hot Dog Water

The water left over when you boil hot dogs. See also Meat.

Added by a Guest on January 11, 2009| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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37. Champale

A sparkling malt beverage brewed and distributed by the Pabst Brewing Company. See also Alcohol.

Added by Tyler on December 21, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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38. Boss Sauce

What Steve Urkel drinks to become his suave alter ego Stefan Urquelle. See also 90's, Sitcom, Television.

Added by Brian on November 15, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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39. Marie Brizard

Undrinkable brand of fruit liquors that's also responsible for such bottom-shelf efforts as San José Tequila, Litchao, Old Lady’s Gin, and La Mauny Punch. See also Alcohol.

Added by Anthony on November 8, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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40. Strawberry Yum-Yum

A strawberry drink mixed with rum and vodka. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on November 3, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |