Welch's® Grape Soda

I enjoy the assumptions that 1) Welch's produces a noteworthy grape and 2) a Welch's grape improves the taste of a soda that doesn't actually contain any grapes.

Funny Drinks | September 16, 2006 | 2 Comments

Pickle Juice

Funny Drinks | August 28, 2006 | Post a Comment

Harvey Wallbanger

Funny Drinks | April 9, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged Alcohol

Shrinking Potion

In third grade a classmate claimed to not only have a shrinking potion but to have an invisibility potion as well. I responded that I owned a space bug, but this was a lie. I had lost the space bug in second grade.

Funny Drinks | April 6, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged Made Up

Fairy Pee

Funny Drinks | February 26, 2006 | 2 Comments | Tagged Alcohol, Made Up

Pineapple Juice

Why does pinapple juice only come in small aluminum cans with foil pull-tabs? Why can't you buy a jug of pinapple juice?

Funny Drinks | February 25, 2006 | 3 Comments

TaB

TaB should never be used as a mixer. Also, there is no good reason for the "b" to be capitalized.

Funny Drinks | February 3, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged 80's, Alcohol

Crystal Light

If only because it was packaged in little plastic pails.

Funny Drinks | January 29, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged 80's

Old Popskull

A 50/50 mixture of gin and Pepsi-Cola.

Funny Drinks | January 27, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged Alcohol

Zima

"Get this man a Zima" is not a compliment.

Funny Drinks | January 26, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged 90's, Alcohol, Insult