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Welch's® Grape Soda
I enjoy the assumptions that 1) Welch's produces a noteworthy grape and 2) a Welch's grape improves the taste of a soda that doesn't actually contain any grapes.
Shrinking Potion
In third grade a classmate claimed to not only have a shrinking potion but to have an invisibility potion as well. I responded that I owned a space bug, but this was a lie. I had lost the space bug in second grade.

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Pineapple Juice
Why does pinapple juice only come in small aluminum cans with foil pull-tabs? Why can't you buy a jug of pinapple juice?
TaB
TaB should never be used as a mixer. Also, there is no good reason for the "b" to be capitalized.
Crystal Light
If only because it was packaged in little plastic pails.
Old Popskull
A 50/50 mixture of gin and Pepsi-Cola.
Zima
"Get this man a Zima" is not a compliment.

