My advice, wait until the wedding and the ring, then get the tat. Otherwise, it's the laser.
Mustache tattooed on the inside of the index finger. You hold it under your nose with the rest of your fingers closed against your palm. See also Hair.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny tattoo.
A sure sign you're dating a classy woman.
Outside of MisShapes one night a drunken hipster was proudly showing me his "fauxtoo", which was a tattoo he had drawn on his arm with a Sharpie marker. It was a penis with boobs. See also Hipsters.
These always include a "profound" message or statement such as Love-Hate, or Life-Death. Check out this website for some prime examples.