So loud, so high, so pointless.
It might get you from point A to point B, but you'll sure look like a goof getting there. See also Dances.
Hey! A little help here! Add your own funny conveyance.
Is a brunette flying around in star-spangled underwear and a tiara any less noticeable than a jet? See also Comics.
Even funnier if worn with the full-on padding that people used to wear when rollerblades first came out (i.e. helmet, wrist guards, knee & elbow pads). Not like we ever needed all this padding when the wheels were two and two. See also 90's.