I have yet to see a smart-looking person driving one of these things. See also European.
It might get you from point A to point B, but you'll sure look like a goof getting there. See also Dances.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny conveyance?
A sweet ride known for speakers embedded in the front-seat headrests and engines prone to catching on fire. See also 80's.
Is a brunette flying around in star-spangled underwear and a tiara any less noticeable than a jet? See also Comics.
Even funnier if worn with the full-on padding that people used to wear when rollerblades first came out (i.e. helmet, wrist guards, knee & elbow pads). Not like we ever needed all this padding when the wheels were two and two. See also 90's.
It's pretty much impossible not to look completely dorky on this thing.