Funny Conveyances

Funny Conveyances

21. Cruise to Lose

Weight-loss cruise sponsored by Richard Simmons. See also Obesity.

Added by Ryan on August 5, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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22. Recumbent Bicycles

For such obvious dorks, recumbent bicycle riders can often appear rather smug. See also Nerds.

Added by Ryan on May 28, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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23. Bitch Basket

The Gen-X/slacker term for any small car that is usually driven by a female, and always seen angle-parked at the mall.

Added by a Guest on March 1, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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24. Horseless Carriages

They're everywhere. See also 20's, Cars.

Added by a Guest on February 27, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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25. Mini Bikes

Gotta be homemade, small A-frame, usually a lawn mower or some other small engine, always smells like gasoline. Very loud rrringggg-rinngg sound, with pure blue smoke streaming out. The signature white trash creation. Believe me. I know.

Added by Tim on February 7, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny conveyance.

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26. Sneakers With Wheels

As if Americans aren't fat enough, we now have kids' sneakers with wheels in the heel. Great. See also Children, Clothes, Shoes.

Added by Tim on February 6, 2008| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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27. Railroad Handcars

Per Wikipedia, " a recurring plot device of twentieth century filmic comedy." See also Old-Timey.

Added by Tyler on December 23, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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28. Rickshaw

Japanese in origin, a rickshaw is a small, two-wheeled cart pulled by a single person.

Added by a Guest on September 28, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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29. Volkswagen Camper

Vehicle beloved by hippies of every age. See also 60's.

Added by a Guest on June 12, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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30. The Smart Car

I have yet to see a smart-looking person driving one of these things. See also European.

Added by Robyn on June 7, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |