French for "pinch nose," pince-nez are the earpieceless eyeglasses popularized by Theodore Roosevelt. See also Old-Timey.
Better than, you know, krazy shoes.
The wearing of two different colors of Converse All-Stars was a sitcom shorthand for "wacky friend" during the 80's. See also Television.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny item of clothing.
Thank you Holland, for giving the world the gift of wooden shoes. See also European.