A more masculine name for a unitard, used for amateur wrestling.
Jeans plus shorts equal jorts. Typically worn by "gangstas" and middle-aged men alike, they simply look ridiculous and are incredibly uncomfortable. After 4th grade, retire these.
A turtleneck that's all neck, no turtle.
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The tight, lycra-blend, boot-cut, ubiquitous black pants girls wore to bars and clubs in the late 90's. See also 90's.
Especially when worn over socks.