Funny Clothes

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111. Skort

A skirt that hides a pair of shorts underneath. Specifically designed to disappoint men. See also 90's.

Added by Anthony on December 27, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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112. Wrestling Singlet

A more masculine name for a unitard, used for amateur wrestling.

Added by Dave on December 20, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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113. Slumber Sack

Pretty much what you might imagine. See also Middle Age, Sleep.

Added by Maya on December 20, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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114. Jorts

Jeans plus shorts equal jorts. Typically worn by "gangstas" and middle-aged men alike, they simply look ridiculous and are incredibly uncomfortable. After 4th grade, retire these.

Added by a Guest on December 15, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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115. Dickey

A turtleneck that's all neck, no turtle.

Added by Sheri on December 14, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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116. Zubaz

The baggy pants that dared football fans to be different. See also 90's.

Added by Ryan on December 4, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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117. Schmantz

The tight, lycra-blend, boot-cut, ubiquitous black pants girls wore to bars and clubs in the late 90's. See also 90's.

Added by Chris on November 24, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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118. Galoshes

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119. Dress Jeans

These often return from the cleaners with a crease. See also Denim, Middle Age.

Added by Tyler on October 4, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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120. Ankle Bracelets

Especially when worn over socks.

Added by Maya on September 14, 2006| Comment | You Like This |