Funny Clothes

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111. Jorts

Jeans plus shorts equal jorts. Typically worn by "gangstas" and middle-aged men alike, they simply look ridiculous and are incredibly uncomfortable. After 4th grade, retire these.

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112. Dickey

A turtleneck that's all neck, no turtle.

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113. Zubaz

The baggy pants that dared football fans to be different. See also 90's.

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114. Schmantz

The tight, lycra-blend, boot-cut, ubiquitous black pants girls wore to bars and clubs in the late 90's. See also 90's.

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115. Galoshes

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Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny item of clothing?

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116. Dress Jeans

These often return from the cleaners with a crease. See also Denim, Middle Age.

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117. Ankle Bracelets

Especially when worn over socks.

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118. Sansabelt Mens' Pants

Yes, there's actually a brand of mens' pants called Sansabelt that sells pants—well, how can I put this—sans belt. See also Casual, Middle Age.

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119. Denim Pants

I'm thinking of pants that are cut like slacks, but are made of denim. This looks retarded. Why not just wear jeans? See also Casual, Denim.

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120. BluBlockers

See also 90's.

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