This is what's worn at Hooter's. With white socks and sneakers.
I recently called a New Jersey restaurant to reserve a table and ask about the proper attire. The hostess's response was, "Well, we don't like you to wear guinea shirts, but pretty much anything else is ok." See also Italian.
Even Victoria's Secret models don't look good in the high-waisted jeans they insist on including in every catalog. See also Denim.
Hey! A little help here! Add your own funny item of clothing.
According to Levi Strauss, 7 out of 10 American men own a pair of Dockers.
If the pocket lining is showing, this probably means you cut them too short. See also Denim.
Mittens are cute, but gloves are funny. A good example is virtual reality gloves which are funny while virtual reality goggles are not. Also, it's funny that Mickey Mouse wears gloves, but he only does it to cover his rodent claws. See also Cartoons.