Funny Clothes

Funny Clothes

31. Cravats

The ascot's flamboyant and sissy cousin. See also Fancy.

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32. Platform Shoes with a Goldfish in the Heel

Because nothing is more groovy than dancing the night away with an aquatic animal going belly-side up in your shoe. See also Fish, Shoes.

Added by CaptainCliche on April 18, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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33. Winklepickers

Shoes with very pointy toes worn in the 50's and 60's by rock and roll fans. See also British, Shoes.

Added by TurtruckJake on April 6, 2010| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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34. Cummerbund

A wide sash often worn with a tuxedo. A funny piece of clothing and a funny word. See also Pretentious.

Added by Opossum on January 14, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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35. Mom Jeans

Magnificently high-waisted, acid-washed, easy-fit and pegged-at-the-ankle. Best paired with granny panties underneath and white Reebok low tops on the feet (with the velcro) Fanny packs optional. Mmmm, soccer mom! See also Denim.

Added by scottmsiegel on January 9, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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36. Playboots

Outdated British term for athletic shoes, i.e., the floppy, high-top, twist-your-ankle kind. See also British.

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37. Spandex Shorts Under Regular Shorts

Like this guy. See also Sports.

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38. Hand Muffs

What's wrong with mittens? See also Old-Timey.

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39. Monocles

Add a top-hat and you're really talkin' style. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Aron on November 24, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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40. Training Bras

Makes changing in gym class much easier. See also Puberty.

Added by Amanda on November 23, 2009| Comment | You Like This |