Funny Clothes

Funny Clothes

31. Cummerbund

A wide sash often worn with a tuxedo. A funny piece of clothing and a funny word. See also Pretentious.

Added by Opossum on January 14, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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32. Mom Jeans

Magnificently high-waisted, acid-washed, easy-fit and pegged-at-the-ankle. Best paired with granny panties underneath and white Reebok low tops on the feet (with the velcro) Fanny packs optional. Mmmm, soccer mom! See also Denim.

Added by scottmsiegel on January 9, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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33. Playboots

Outdated British term for athletic shoes, i.e., the floppy, high-top, twist-your-ankle kind. See also British.

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34. Spandex Shorts Under Regular Shorts

Like this guy. See also Sports.

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35. Hand Muffs

What's wrong with mittens? See also Old-Timey.

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36. Monocles

Add a top-hat and you're really talkin' style. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Aron on November 24, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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37. Training Bras

Makes changing in gym class much easier. See also Puberty.

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38. Utilikilt

Kilts with pockets. See also Scottish.

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39. Lindsay Lohan Kneepad Leggings

Go ahead and insert your own joke. See also Celebrities.

Added by Anthony on November 10, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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40. Winkie Jeans

Jeans with eyes on the back pockets. Ha! When you walk it looks like the eyes are winking at people walking behind you. See also Denim.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |