A great outfit for the first days of spring. (It still gets cold at night, you know.) See also Denim.
Worn between the shoes and the black rubber overshoes, then taken off (but not thrown away!) upon arriving at school. Very much a Northern thing. Abruptly stops at 7th grade, because that's just not cool, man. See also Food.
A waterproof jacket, that by definition is either bright orange or bright yellow. Often worn by those over 40 with leather sandles and rainbow socks. See also Middle Age.
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Online men's clothing catalog that claims, "Over the years, our name has become synonymous with our merchandise."
I never did understand the sleeves.