Funny Clothes

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71. Plastic Bread Bags Over Your Shoes

Worn between the shoes and the black rubber overshoes, then taken off (but not thrown away!) upon arriving at school. Very much a Northern thing. Abruptly stops at 7th grade, because that's just not cool, man. See also Food.

Added by Tim on August 31, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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72. Cagoule

A waterproof jacket, that by definition is either bright orange or bright yellow. Often worn by those over 40 with leather sandles and rainbow socks. See also Middle Age.

Added by a Guest on August 25, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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73. Top Hats Shop

Worn by Vaudeville tap dancers and overzealous kids at prom. See also Old-Timey, Teenagers.

Added by a Guest on July 30, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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74. Abstinence Sweatpants

Now on sale at K-Mart. See also Sex, Teenagers.

Added by Ryan on June 14, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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75. International Male

Online men's clothing catalog that claims, "Over the years, our name has become synonymous with our merchandise."

Added by Brian on June 10, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny item of clothing?

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76. Transitions Eyeglasses

They're trying to make these sexy, but I'm not buying it.

Added by Brian on May 18, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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77. Teddies

Lingerie that combines a camisole and panties, and is therefore also known as a camiknicker. See also 80's, Lingerie.

Added by Anthony on April 26, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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78. Poofy-Sleeved Princess Dresses

I never did understand the sleeves.

Added by a Guest on March 20, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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79. Sweater Vest Shop

It's a sweater. It's a vest. It's a sweater vest.

Added by a Guest on March 18, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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80. Sock Suspenders Shop

Worn by men before the advent of elastics and miracle stretch-fabrics to keep their socks from sagging. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Tim on March 13, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |