Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

11. The Dance Without Pants

Sex. Obviously. I encourage you to tease you friends using this phrase... especially around their family. See also Sex.

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12. Power to the P

A euphimism meaning turn on the television. P stands for Panasonic.

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13. The Birds and the Bees

See also Sex.

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14. Button Hole

Also known as navel or belly button, the latter only used by vulgarians according to My Very Proper Southern Mother. See also Body, Sophomoric.

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15. Curry Favor

See also Sex.

Added by Brian on November 18, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

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16. Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers

Also known as braces. See also Teenagers.

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17. Defective Typewriter

Aka, missing a period, aka pregnant. See also Sex.

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18. Selling Hot Dogs

It's what my dad would ask if my fly was open.

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19. Circling the Drain

Aka CTD, a hospital term for a dying patient. See also Medicine.

Added by Xava on November 19, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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20. Pamela Handerson

A man's girlfriend that will never leave his side. Unless both of his arms get cut off in a freak accident.

Added by SmarterThanHAL on November 14, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |