Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

11. California Widow

Woman separated from her husband, but not divorced. See also Marriage.

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12. Yodeling Groceries

Another euphemism for vomiting. See also Vomit.

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13. Making a Floor Pizza

See also Vomit.

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14. The Dance Without Pants

Sex. Obviously. I encourage you to tease you friends using this phrase... especially around their family. See also Sex.

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15. Power to the P

A euphimism meaning turn on the television. P stands for Panasonic.

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16. The Birds and the Bees

See also Sex.

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17. Button Hole

Also known as navel or belly button, the latter only used by vulgarians according to My Very Proper Southern Mother. See also Body, Sophomoric.

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18. Curry Favor

See also Sex.

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19. Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers

Also known as braces. See also Teenagers.

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20. Defective Typewriter

Aka, missing a period, aka pregnant. See also Sex.

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