Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

21. Yelling at His Shoes

Vomiting, especially in public. See also Vomit.

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22. Bend an Elbow

Have a drink. See also Alcohol.

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23. Bone Orchard

Euphemism for cemetery. See also Death.

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24. California Widow

Woman separated from her husband, but not divorced. See also Marriage.

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25. Yodeling Groceries

Another euphemism for vomiting. See also Vomit.

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26. Making a Floor Pizza

See also Vomit.

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27. The Dance Without Pants

Sex. Obviously. I encourage you to tease you friends using this phrase... especially around their family. See also Sex.

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28. Power to the P

A euphimism meaning turn on the television. P stands for Panasonic.

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29. The Birds and the Bees

See also Sex.

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30. Button Hole

Also known as navel or belly button, the latter only used by vulgarians according to My Very Proper Southern Mother. See also Body, Sophomoric.

Added by MissMartha on February 6, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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