Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

21. Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers

Also known as braces. See also Teenagers.

Added by a Guest on September 19, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

22. Defective Typewriter

Aka, missing a period, aka pregnant. See also Sex.

Added by Ryan on July 3, 2012| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

23. Selling Hot Dogs

It's what my dad would ask if my fly was open.

Added by a Guest on May 22, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

24. Circling the Drain

Aka CTD, a hospital term for a dying patient. See also Medicine.

Added by Xava on November 19, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

25. Pamela Handerson

A man's girlfriend that will never leave his side. Unless both of his arms get cut off in a freak accident.

Added by SmarterThanHAL on November 14, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Hey! A little help here! Add your own funny euphemism.

Funny Euphemisms

26. Shouting Groceries

See also Vomit.

Added by DTrain on March 10, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

27. Selling Buicks to Ralph

Vomiting. See also Alcohol.

Added by Opossum on February 14, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

28. The Vatican Roulette

Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion, Sex.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 14, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

29. Doing the Funky Chicken

Gotta use the bathroom! See also Bathroom.

Added by DTrain on December 15, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

30. Tarnation

Southern euphemism for damnation.

Added by a Guest on August 15, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |