Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

31. Shouting Groceries

See also Vomit.

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32. Selling Buicks to Ralph

Vomiting. See also Alcohol.

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33. The Vatican Roulette

Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion, Sex.

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34. Doing the Funky Chicken

Gotta use the bathroom! See also Bathroom.

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35. Tarnation

Southern euphemism for damnation.

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36. Going to Part My Hair

My wife's euphemism for disappearing into the bathroom with a magazine. See also Bathroom, Hair, Scatological.

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37. Anatomy Class

See also Sex.

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38. Cheese and Rice

A politically correct alternative to Jesus Christ! See also Blasphemy, Religion.

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39. Making The Beast With Two Backs

From Shakespeare's Hamlet, a scandalous way to imply sex. See also Sex.

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40. A "Crisis"

Also known as a "Victorian Crisis", this is an euphemism most famously used in the works of D.H. Lawrence and meaning an orgasm, e.g. "Miss Mercy Plimpington! Where are you, young harlot?" "She can't talk now, love. She's having a crisis." "Oh I say!" See also Old-Timey, Romance.

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