Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

31. Power to the P

A euphimism meaning turn on the television. P stands for Panasonic.

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32. The Birds and the Bees

See also Sex.

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33. Button Hole

Also known as navel or belly button, the latter only used by vulgarians according to My Very Proper Southern Mother. See also Body, Sophomoric.

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34. Curry Favor

See also Sex.

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35. Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers

Also known as braces. See also Teenagers.

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36. Defective Typewriter

Aka, missing a period, aka pregnant. See also Sex.

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37. Selling Hot Dogs

It's what my dad would ask if my fly was open.

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38. Circling the Drain

Aka CTD, a hospital term for a dying patient. See also Medicine.

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39. Pamela Handerson

A man's girlfriend that will never leave his side. Unless both of his arms get cut off in a freak accident.

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40. Shouting Groceries

See also Vomit.

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