Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

31. Doing the Funky Chicken

Gotta use the bathroom! See also Bathroom.

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32. Tarnation

Southern euphemism for damnation.

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33. Going to Part My Hair

My wife's euphemism for disappearing into the bathroom with a magazine. See also Bathroom, Hair, Scatological.

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34. Anatomy Class

See also Sex.

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35. Cheese and Rice

A politically correct alternative to Jesus Christ! See also Blasphemy, Religion.

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36. Making The Beast With Two Backs

From Shakespeare's Hamlet, a scandalous way to imply sex. See also Sex.

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37. A "Crisis"

Also known as a "Victorian Crisis", this is an euphemism most famously used in the works of D.H. Lawrence and meaning an orgasm, e.g. "Miss Mercy Plimpington! Where are you, young harlot?" "She can't talk now, love. She's having a crisis." "Oh I say!" See also Old-Timey, Romance.

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38. Do Yourself a Disservice

Term for accidentally eliminating in one's pants. E.g. "If you don't stop laughing so hard after drinking all that Coke, you're going to do yourself a disservice!" See also Scatological.

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39. Frak

Euphemistic expletive used in Battlestar Galatica and always said with a straight face. See also Profanity, Television.

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40. Reversal of Fortune

Euphemism for vomiting, e.g. "Oh no, Jake is having a reversal of fortune after that great shrimp dinner!" See also Body.

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