Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

31. Bat in the Cave

A booger stuck in your nose. See also Body.

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32. Shut the Front Door

Commonly heard, G-rated phrase from young kids in lieu of "Shut the F*** Up". See also Profanity.

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33. Urinary Olympics

Euphemism for a "pissing contest". See also Bathroom.

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34. Taking the Browns to the Superbowl

See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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35. Oh Pop Off!

Very common and even more awkward euphemism used when movies are edited for television. See also Profanity.

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36. Asking Jesus for Shoes

A funny euphemism for sex, e.g."Nah, my sister can't come to the phone, she's too busy asking Jesus for shoes." See also Religion, Sex.

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37. Step on a Frog

To pass gas loudly. See also Flatulence.

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38. Salad Dodger

A more polite term than "fatty". See also Food.

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39. Hard Gas

Euphemism for soiling oneself. See also Scatological.

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40. Spoony Bard

Insult created for Final Fantasy IV back in the days when you couldn't curse in video games.

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