Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

51. Spoony Bard

Insult created for Final Fantasy IV back in the days when you couldn't curse in video games.

Added by pianomaster42 on June 29, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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52. Butt Wrongs

A polite term for intestinal distress. See also Body.

Added by a Guest on March 21, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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53. Assumed Room Temperature

Euphemism for death.

Added by a Guest on March 18, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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54. Meat Whistle

Funny name for the male organ primarily used by adult movie actors. See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on March 4, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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55. Son of a Buick

See also Cars.

Added by a Guest on January 29, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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56. The Wild Thing

1980's euphemism for, um, fornication. See also 80's, Hip-Hop, Sex.

Added by Anthony on January 11, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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57. European Kiss

A more polite way to say French kiss.

Added by Anthony on December 17, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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58. Richard Cranium

A polite way to call someone a dickhead. See also Profanity.

Added by grouchyteacher on November 13, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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59. Piddle

Euphemism for urination, especially when applied to dogs. See also Animals, Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on November 12, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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60. Vajayjay

What Oprah Winfrey has lately taken to calling her hoo-ha. See also Television, Women.

Added by Anthony on November 2, 2007| 9 Comments | You Like This |