Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

51. Putting My Face On

Euphemism for applying makeup. See also Women.

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52. G-Dammit

See also Blasphemy.

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53. Letting the Horsey Out of the Barn

In other words, your fly is undone. See also Animals, Clothes.

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54. Growler

Another name for female nether region. "Nether region" is funny too. See also Body.

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55. Badonkadonk

Straight from Wikipedia, "Badonkadonk is a slang term for a woman's buttocks that are voluptuously large yet firm..." Per Tracy Morgan, "One cheek goes up, badonkadonk; the other goes down, badonkadonk." See also Ass, Body.

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Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny euphemism?

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56. Smuggling Grapes

What a man wearing a speedo is doing.

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57. Chestal Region

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58. Roughing Up the Suspect

Has kept many a young man from going on a shooting spree. See also Sex.

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59. I'm Going to Talk to a Man About a Horse

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60. Knock the Dew Off the Lilly

I don't know where this came from, but when I was a kid and had to go to the bathroom in the woods, this is what we would say.

Added by a Guest on November 20, 2006| 5 Comments | You Like This |