Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

51. Piddle

Euphemism for urination, especially when applied to dogs. See also Animals, Bathroom.

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52. Vajayjay

What Oprah Winfrey has lately taken to calling her hoo-ha. See also Television, Women.

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53. William H. Macy

Funnier than saying "Jesus H. Christ". See also Blasphemy.

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54. Drop a Rose

No "break wind", but a pretty good euphemism for flatulence.

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55. Peeved Off

Dorky euphemsim for the already not terribly profane "pissed off". See also Profanity.

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56. Frick

You frickin' fricker, this really fricks me the frick off. See also Profanity.

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57. The Slap and Tickle

See also Sex.

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58. Flippin'

A euphemism for that other f-word, e.g. "No flippin' way!"

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59. Dewy Flower

As in, "That boy puts dew on my flower." See also Sex.

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60. Trouser Man

Polite euphemism for a male homosexual. See also British.

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