Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

51. Son of a Buick

See also Cars.

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52. The Wild Thing

1980's euphemism for, um, fornication. See also 80's, Hip-Hop, Sex.

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53. European Kiss

A more polite way to say French kiss.

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54. Richard Cranium

A polite way to call someone a dickhead. See also Profanity.

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55. Piddle

Euphemism for urination, especially when applied to dogs. See also Animals, Bathroom.

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56. Vajayjay

What Oprah Winfrey has lately taken to calling her hoo-ha. See also Television, Women.

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57. William H. Macy

Funnier than saying "Jesus H. Christ". See also Blasphemy.

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58. Drop a Rose

No "break wind", but a pretty good euphemism for flatulence.

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59. Peeved Off

Dorky euphemsim for the already not terribly profane "pissed off". See also Profanity.

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60. Frick

You frickin' fricker, this really fricks me the frick off. See also Profanity.

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