Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

131. I Used to Have a Fear of Hurdles, but I Got Over It

Sorry, not sorry. See also Puns.

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133. Life Isn't Short—It's the Longest Thing You Do

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134. Ban Pre-shredded Cheese. Make America Grate Again.

See also Cheese, Politics.

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135. Some People Are Like Clouds...

Once they're gone, it's a beautiful day. See also Weather.

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136. Shoelaces of the World Untie!

Or don't, I don't want to trip. See also Communism, Shoes.

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137. An Unlit Candle Frightens No Monkeys

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138. Il Pleut Comme Une Vache Qui Pisse

Common French expression that translates to "It's raining like a peeing cow." See also French.

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139. En Boca Cerrada No Entran Moscas

The Spanish version of "silence is golden" literally means "in closed mouth no flies enter" See also Spanish.

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140. It Takes a Lot of Guts to Clean and Cook a Fish

See also Fish.

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