Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

11. Peace Out, Rainbow Trout!

See also Fish.

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12. My Grandfather Had the Heart of a Lion...

...and a lifetime ban from the New York City Zoo.

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14. Dear algebra, stop asking me to find your X. She's not coming back.

See also Math.

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15. The Word "nun" is the Letter "n" Doing a Cartwheel

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16. I Used to Have a Fear of Hurdles, but I Got Over It

Sorry, not sorry. See also Puns.

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18. Life Isn't Short—It's the Longest Thing You Do

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19. Ban Pre-shredded Cheese. Make America Grate Again.

See also Cheese, Politics.

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20. Some People Are Like Clouds...

Once they're gone, it's a beautiful day. See also Weather.

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