Inherently Funny Sayings

 
11.
 

Go Fly a Kite

Classic brush-off of suburban mothers.

Funny Sayings | December 29, 2007 | 2 Comments

 
 
 
 
12.
 

Your Kiss (Your Kiss) is on My List

So let me get this straight—the singer of this line admits to keeping a list of the women he plans to kiss? And said woman is supposed to be impressed by her inclusion?

Funny Sayings | December 17, 2007 | 1 Comment | Tagged 80's, Music, Songs

 
 
 
 
13.
 

Spandex Is a Privilege, Not a Right

Funny Sayings | November 25, 2007 | 7 Comments | Tagged Clothes

 
 
 
 
14.
 

Everyone's a Wiseguy

Usually spoken by someone's father.

Funny Sayings | November 15, 2007 | Post a Comment

 
 
 
 
15.
 

And How!

Does anyone say this anymore?

Funny Sayings | October 11, 2007 | 6 Comments | Tagged Old-Timey

 
 
 
 
16.
 

Dicked the Dog

A classic saying for making a large mistake, also known as "screwing the pooch".

Funny Sayings | October 1, 2007 | 3 Comments | Tagged Animals

 
 
 
 
17.
 

No Big Whoop

Funny Sayings | September 30, 2007 | Post a Comment

 
 
 
 
18.
 

You Keep Drinkin', I'll Keep Thinkin'

Funny Sayings | September 4, 2007 | 1 Comment | Tagged Alcohol

 
 
 
 
19.
 

Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy

From the song of the same name by the country group Big and Rich.

Funny Sayings | August 27, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged Music

 
 
 
 
20.
 

I Kiss Better Than I Cook

This one is actually kind of sweet.

Funny Sayings | August 20, 2007 | 1 Comment