Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

11. Underneath These Clothes I Am Completely Naked

See also Body.

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14. Spoons Are Just Little Bowls on Sticks

See also Utensils.

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16. I'm Not Short, I'm Just More Down to Earth than Other People

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17. Steak is a Medium Rarely Well Done

Well punned, Groucho Marx. See also Meat, Puns.

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19. Life is Not a Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk

See also Alcohol.

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20. Go Drunk. You're Home.

See also Alcohol.

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