Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

11. Balloons are Like Friends

If you stab them, they die. See also Violence.

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12. Ain't No Party Like a Communist Party

See also Russian.

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13. Things I Hate

1. Anonymous Posts on the Internet
2. Bad Speleing
3. Irony
4. Lists

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15. Turtleneck So High I Can't See My Haters

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16. Same Shit, Different Toilet

When the second option is just as bad as the first. See also Profanity.

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17. You Are My Oprah

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18. Friends are Like Cows, If You Eat Them They Will Die

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19. Percussionists Bang for a Living

See also Drums.

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20. "There are three things I hate. Not being able to count and irony."

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