Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

11. An Unlit Candle Frightens No Monkeys

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12. Il Pleut Comme Une Vache Qui Pisse

Common French expression that translates to "It's raining like a peeing cow." See also French.

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13. Actions Speak Louder than Talks

As found on a fortune cookie.

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14. En Boca Cerrada No Entran Moscas

The Spanish version of "silence is golden" literally means "in closed mouth no flies enter" See also Spanish.

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15. It Takes a Lot of Guts to Clean and Cook a Fish

See also Fish.

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16. My Wife and I Were Happy for Twenty Years. Then We Met.

Story of my life. See also Marraige.

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17. My Dog Barks Thunder and Shits Greatness

See also Dogs, Profanity.

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18. I Thank God for Making Me an Athiest

See also Ironic, Religion.

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19. Taco Cat Spelled Backward is Taco Cat

See also Cats.

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