Seriously, geese shit like it's going out of style. See also Profanity, Scatological.
That thing they're serving you... it might taste horrible, but at least it's functional. See also Food, Scatological.
A response to somebody when they are inappropriately frustrated or being impatient. See also Hair.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny saying?
When cursing becomes so bland it turns into a statement. See also Profanity.
Usually used by dads, for some reason. Needs to be said only once. Oddly effective, even to this day.
Good saying for explaining just about anything to children, for example why they didn't receive a Nintendo Wii for their birthday, See also Religion.
That's because you were too drunk to find the house. See also Alcohol.