Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

11. Well, at Least I Didn't Steal Christmas

The ultimate holiday comeback. See also Holidays.

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12. Remember That You're Unique, Just Like Everyone Else

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13. Alcoholics Anonymous is for Quitters

See also Alcohol.

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14. Remember That Behind Every Selfie are 47 Identical Ones That Didn't Make It

See also Teenagers.

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15. You Only Rent Beer

See also Alcohol, Bathroom.

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Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny saying.

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16. Birthdays are Healthy for You

Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer. See also Birthdays.

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17. Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys

A great saying for when you don't want to get involved.

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18. The Center of a Donut is 100% Fat Free.

See also Breakfast.

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19. There Are Two Things I Hate, Racists and Norwegians

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20. So This Dyslexic Guy Walks into a Bra...

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