Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

11. Life is Not a Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk

See also Alcohol.

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12. Go Drunk. You're Home.

See also Alcohol.

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13. If Quizzes Are Quizzical, then Tests Are...

See also Body, Sophomoric.

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14. Money Doesn't Grow on Trees, It Grows in ATMs

Logic of a 6-year-old. See also Money.

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15. Never Trust an Atom, They Make Up Everything

See also Science.

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Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny saying.

Funny Sayings

17. Life is Like a Box of Chocolates, it Doesn't Last as Long for Fat People

See also Obesity.

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18. Trying to Understand Women is Like Trying to Smell the Color 9

See also Sexism, Women.

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19. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Some Poems Rhyme, This One Doesn't

See also Poems.

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20. Alle Dinge Hat Eine Ende, Nur Wurst Hat Zwei

German saying translating to, "All things have one end, only sausage has two". See also German.

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