Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

11. It Takes a Lot of Guts to Clean and Cook a Fish

See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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12. My Wife and I Were Happy for Twenty Years. Then We Met.

Story of my life. See also Marraige.

Added by a Guest on October 29, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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13. My Dog Barks Thunder and Shits Greatness

See also Dogs, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on October 20, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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14. I Thank God for Making Me an Athiest

See also Ironic, Religion.

Added by a Guest on October 6, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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15. Taco Cat Spelled Backward is Taco Cat

See also Cats.

Added by awesomenessqueen66 on September 24, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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17. Every Truck is a Food Truck if You're a Cannibal

Added by Anthony on September 10, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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18. Life is Like a Box of Chocolates...

It doesn't last long for fat people. See also Chocolate, Obesity.

Added by CHorse on September 4, 2016| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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19. 10 Out 0f 6 People Struggle With Fractions

And 750% of people struggle with percentages. See also Math.

Added by CHorse on September 4, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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20. Marriage is the Number One Cause of Divorce

See also Marriage.

Added by a Guest on September 2, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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