It's cold up north.
A small and largely unknown country around North-East Africa, but very fun to say as it's pronounced "Ji-booty". See also African.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny place.
Congratulations, you just became the mayor of Bummsville.
I live very close to Big Ugly State Park in West Virginia. Honest headline from local newspaper, "Big Ugly Woman Killed."