Funny Diseases
Funny Diseases
91. Nintendonitis
Muscle pain around the hands and arms from playing Wii too much. This usually means you're addicted. See also Nerds.
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92. Dengue Fever
Pronounced "dengie". Come on, it sounds dodgy right? See also Tropical.
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94. Sicka Yer Shit
The patient complains that he or she's "had it", that they're in the right, or that they've somehow been tormented by the disease's carrier. Highly contagious and often contracted at work or even among family members. Early onset can bring irritation, pursed lips, lack of interest in meaningless tasks, and unexplained staring. See also Profanity.
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95. Boogie Fever
Can pop up anywhere good music is played, i.e. in car, at home, at friends. Symptoms include dancing while sitting, drumming on something that is not a drum, or just getting up and dancing. See Isaac Hayes, James Brown, Curtis Mayfield, et al. See also Dances, Music.
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96. Ass-Burger Syndrome
The second grade corollary to Asperger's Syndrome. A terrible affliction affecting elementary school teachers with unusually wide posteriors. See also Sophomoric.
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97. Tarantism
An uncontrollable urge to dance, as in "Reverend Shaw Moore will not tolerate your taratism, nor the looseness it causes in your feet." Italians thought it was caused by tarantula bites. See also Animals, Dances, Italian.
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98. Priapism
As mentioned in a Cialis commercial, an erection that last more than four hours. Tee hee hee. See also Sophomoric.
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99. A Case of the Mondays
Stalker of comic strip characters (Cathy, Garfield, etc) and those who follow their daily adventures.
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100. St. Vitus Dance
Also known as Chorea and characterized by irregular, dance-like movements and sometimes twisting and writhing. See also Dances.