Funny Diseases

Funny Diseases

11. Exploding Head Syndrome

This is real. I have it.

Added by a Guest on June 27, 2013| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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12. The Mean Reds

Described by Holly Golightly as "Suddenly you're afraid but you don't know what you're afraid of."

Added by Marguerite on March 3, 2013| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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13. Empirism

An awful affliction brought on by watching too much BBC; usually manifests in a British accent and a sudden craving for tea. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on February 13, 2013| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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14. Botanophobia

The maddening fear of that single most dangerous species on Planet Earth...plants.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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15. Jumping Frenchmen of Maine

A sufferer of this disease displays highly exaggerated movements, and tend to leap out wildly. And despite the unusual name, it really exists.

Added by a Guest on December 24, 2012| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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16. Lanchonophobia

The fear of vegetables.

Added by a Guest on November 29, 2012| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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17. Water-Elf Disease

A real disease that affected people during 10th century Europe. The Anglo-Saxon term describes a sudden stabbing pain. Much like rheumatism.

Added by Kyle on October 7, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

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18. Saturday Night Palsy

Caused by nerve compression when you pass out in an awkward position. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on January 12, 2012| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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19. Galactorrhea

The spontaneous flow of milk from the nipple as a result of excessive Prolactin.

Added by a Guest on December 23, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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20. Dipsomania

An uncontrollable craving for alcohol. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on December 1, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |