Funny Diseases

Funny Diseases

11. Cataplexy

Every time strong emotions are felt, the muscles weaken dramatically, causing the person to collapse.

Added by ALittleFallofRain on January 10, 2014| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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12. Adolescent Benign Focal Crisis

The inability of teenagers to concentrate. See also Teenagers.

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13. Arachibutyrophobia

Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

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14. Tanorexica

Addiction to tanning.

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15. Food Neophobia

The extreme fear of new foods.

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16. Blue Skin Disorder

A large family (known as the Blue Fugates) lived in Troublesome Creek, Kentucky until the 1960s. Most of them lived past the age of 80, with no serious illness—just blue skin. The trait was passed on from generation to generation. People with this condition could have blue, plum, indigo, or even purple skin.

Added by Lauren on August 14, 2013| 11 Comments | You Like This |

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17. Pica

People with this disease have the urge to eat things like dirt, paper, glue, and clay and is believed to be linked to mineral deficiency.

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18. Exploding Head Syndrome

This is real. I have it.

Added by a Guest on June 27, 2013| 15 Comments | You Like This |

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19. The Mean Reds

Described by Holly Golightly as "Suddenly you're afraid but you don't know what you're afraid of."

Added by Marguerite on March 3, 2013| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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20. Empirism

An awful affliction brought on by watching too much BBC; usually manifests in a British accent and a sudden craving for tea. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on February 13, 2013| 6 Comments | You Like This |