Every time strong emotions are felt, the muscles weaken dramatically, causing the person to collapse.
The inability of teenagers to concentrate. See also Teenagers.
Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Addiction to tanning.
The extreme fear of new foods.
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A large family (known as the Blue Fugates) lived in Troublesome Creek, Kentucky until the 1960s. Most of them lived past the age of 80, with no serious illnessjust blue skin. The trait was passed on from generation to generation. People with this condition could have blue, plum, indigo, or even purple skin.
People with this disease have the urge to eat things like dirt, paper, glue, and clay and is believed to be linked to mineral deficiency.
Described by Holly Golightly as "Suddenly you're afraid but you don't know what you're afraid of."
An awful affliction brought on by watching too much BBC; usually manifests in a British accent and a sudden craving for tea. See also Sophomoric.