Funny Diseases

Funny Diseases

11. The Mean Reds

Described by Holly Golightly as "Suddenly you're afraid but you don't know what you're afraid of."

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12. Empirism

An awful affliction brought on by watching too much BBC; usually manifests in a British accent and a sudden craving for tea. See also Sophomoric.

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13. Botanophobia

The maddening fear of that single most dangerous species on Planet Earth...plants.

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14. Jumping Frenchmen of Maine

A sufferer of this disease displays highly exaggerated movements, and tend to leap out wildly. And despite the unusual name, it really exists.

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15. Lanchonophobia

The fear of vegetables.

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16. Water-Elf Disease

A real disease that affected people during 10th century Europe. The Anglo-Saxon term describes a sudden stabbing pain. Much like rheumatism.

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17. Saturday Night Palsy

Caused by nerve compression when you pass out in an awkward position. See also Alcohol.

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18. Galactorrhea

The spontaneous flow of milk from the nipple as a result of excessive Prolactin.

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19. Dipsomania

An uncontrollable craving for alcohol. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

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20. Witzelsucht

Rare diseases that causes the victim to make bad puns and jokes at inappropriate moments. From the German witzeln, meaning joke and sucht meaning yearning. See also German.

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