Seriously, the ancient Greeks believed that women's health issues were due to their womb wandering freely around their body. Disorders caused by the womb were remedied by making the woman smell a foul smell or applying a pleasant fragrance to the vagina. See also Body, Women.
The extreme fear of falling down. So much so, that someone with this disease never gets up.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny disease.
Highly contagious infection that afflicted large portions of the female populace during the summer of 1987. See also 80's, Movies.
Sounds like an affliction of tuckered-out puppies, but actually an accumulation of fluid beneath the skin, sometimes as a result of the gout. See also Old-Timey.
Infectious disease contracted by inhaling bird feces. See also Birds.