The maddening fear of that single most dangerous species on Planet Earth...plants.
A sufferer of this disease displays highly exaggerated movements, and tend to leap out wildly. And despite the unusual name, it really exists.
The fear of vegetables.
A real disease that affected people during 10th century Europe. The Anglo-Saxon term describes a sudden stabbing pain. Much like rheumatism.
Caused by nerve compression when you pass out in an awkward position. See also Alcohol.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny disease?
The spontaneous flow of milk from the nipple as a result of excessive Prolactin.
Rare diseases that causes the victim to make bad puns and jokes at inappropriate moments. From the German witzeln, meaning joke and sucht meaning yearning. See also German.