Also known as a strain to your penis from bending over backwards too far.
A fear of holes.
Muscle pain around the hands and arms from playing Wii too much. This usually means you're addicted. See also Nerds.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny disease.
Pronounced "dengie". Come on, it sounds dodgy right? See also Tropical.
Fear of being beaten by a rod or instrument of punishment, or of being severely criticized. See also Phobias.