Funny Diseases

Funny Diseases

31. Lanchonophobia

The fear of vegetables.

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32. Water-Elf Disease

A real disease that affected people during 10th century Europe. The Anglo-Saxon term describes a sudden stabbing pain. Much like rheumatism.

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33. Saturday Night Palsy

Caused by nerve compression when you pass out in an awkward position. See also Alcohol.

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34. Galactorrhea

The spontaneous flow of milk from the nipple as a result of excessive Prolactin.

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35. Dipsomania

An uncontrollable craving for alcohol. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

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36. Witzelsucht

Rare diseases that causes the victim to make bad puns and jokes at inappropriate moments. From the German witzeln, meaning joke and sucht meaning yearning. See also German.

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37. Trench Mouth

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38. Tyrotoxism

Poisoning by cheese. See also Dairy.

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39. Yeuk

Yeuk is a 15th century Middle English word used by the Scots meaning "to itch". When not used as a verb, it is may be used to identify a particular sensation, i.e. the irritation of nerve endings in skin or mucous membrane that provokes the desire to scratch oneself silly if alone or look for a speedy exit if one is in mixed company. It's also a popular name for the parasitic disorder "scabies". See also Diseases.

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40. Werewolf Syndrome

It honestly exists. It happened to two Mexican kids and they were offered a part in The X-Files. This is a fact.

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