Funny Diseases

Funny Diseases

31. Rhinotillexomania

Habitual or obsessive nose-picking. See also Body, Sophomoric.

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32. Genuphobia

The perfectly relatable fear of knees. See also Body.

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33. Wandering Womb

Seriously, the ancient Greeks believed that women's health issues were due to their womb wandering freely around their body. Disorders caused by the womb were remedied by making the woman smell a foul smell or applying a pleasant fragrance to the vagina. See also Body, Women.

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34. Basophobia

The extreme fear of falling down. So much so, that someone with this disease never gets up.

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35. Children

They'll slowly but surely kill you.

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36. Crazy for Swayze

Highly contagious infection that afflicted large portions of the female populace during the summer of 1987. See also 80's, Movies.

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37. Dropsy

Sounds like an affliction of tuckered-out puppies, but actually an accumulation of fluid beneath the skin, sometimes as a result of the gout. See also Old-Timey.

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38. Consecotaleophobia

The fear of chopsticks.

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39. Parrot Fever

Infectious disease contracted by inhaling bird feces. See also Birds.

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40. Proctalgia Fugax

Quite literally a pain in the ass.

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