Funny Diseases

Funny Diseases

31. Slapped-Face Disease

It's an actual disease. It looks like you have been slapped everywhere, and it itches like crazy.

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32. Smellie-Veit Syndrome

An actual syndrome or more commonly an obstetric maneuver used for a breech delivery of an infant. One of my co-workers years ago typed "smelly feet syndrome" in the report (she thought that is what she heard dictated) and the OB doc came by to enlighten her (as well as the rest of us), and not too nicely. He felt she should have asked or at least correlated it with the type of report she was typing. It is funny though, isn't it? I still kind of like "smelly feet syndrome", even to this day.

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33. Collywobbles

A bellyache or butterflies in the stomach.

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34. Supernumerary Nipple Syndrome

While in utero, a person forms an extra nipple and is affected by this for the rest of its life. Mostly from being made fun of on the high school sports team as "triple nipple". See also Body.

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35. Rhinotillexomania

Habitual or obsessive nose-picking. See also Body, Sophomoric.

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36. Genuphobia

The perfectly relatable fear of knees. See also Body.

Added by MCBriz on February 28, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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37. Wandering Womb

Seriously, the ancient Greeks believed that women's health issues were due to their womb wandering freely around their body. Disorders caused by the womb were remedied by making the woman smell a foul smell or applying a pleasant fragrance to the vagina. See also Body, Women.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 28, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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38. Basophobia

The extreme fear of falling down. So much so, that someone with this disease never gets up.

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39. Children

They'll slowly but surely kill you.

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40. Crazy for Swayze

Highly contagious infection that afflicted large portions of the female populace during the summer of 1987. See also 80's, Movies.

Added by Anthony on August 29, 2009| Comment | You Like This |