Funny Diseases

Funny Diseases

41. Basophobia

The extreme fear of falling down. So much so, that someone with this disease never gets up.

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42. Children

They'll slowly but surely kill you.

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43. Crazy for Swayze

Highly contagious infection that afflicted large portions of the female populace during the summer of 1987. See also 80's, Movies.

Added by Anthony on August 29, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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44. Dropsy

Sounds like an affliction of tuckered-out puppies, but actually an accumulation of fluid beneath the skin, sometimes as a result of the gout. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Chris on July 6, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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45. Consecotaleophobia

The fear of chopsticks.

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46. Parrot Fever

Infectious disease contracted by inhaling bird feces. See also Birds.

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47. Proctalgia Fugax

Quite literally a pain in the ass.

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48. Center Abdominal Groin Strain

Also known as a strain to your penis from bending over backwards too far.

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49. Trypophobia

A fear of holes.

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50. The Clap

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