Funny Diseases

Funny Diseases

41. Crazy for Swayze

Highly contagious infection that afflicted large portions of the female populace during the summer of 1987. See also 80's, Movies.

Added by Anthony on August 29, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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42. Dropsy

Sounds like an affliction of tuckered-out puppies, but actually an accumulation of fluid beneath the skin, sometimes as a result of the gout. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Chris on July 6, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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43. Consecotaleophobia

The fear of chopsticks.

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44. Parrot Fever

Infectious disease contracted by inhaling bird feces. See also Birds.

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45. Proctalgia Fugax

Quite literally a pain in the ass.

Added by a Guest on April 5, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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46. Center Abdominal Groin Strain

Also known as a strain to your penis from bending over backwards too far.

Added by a Guest on February 21, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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47. Trypophobia

A fear of holes.

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48. The Clap

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49. Allergic to Broke

See also Hip-Hop.

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50. Nintendonitis

Muscle pain around the hands and arms from playing Wii too much. This usually means you're addicted. See also Nerds.

Added by a Guest on June 29, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |