Quite literally a pain in the ass.
Also known as a strain to your penis from bending over backwards too far.
A fear of holes.
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Muscle pain around the hands and arms from playing Wii too much. This usually means you're addicted. See also Nerds.
Pronounced "dengie". Come on, it sounds dodgy right? See also Tropical.
Fear of being beaten by a rod or instrument of punishment, or of being severely criticized. See also Phobias.