Funny Diseases

Funny Diseases

41. Proctalgia Fugax

Quite literally a pain in the ass.

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42. Center Abdominal Groin Strain

Also known as a strain to your penis from bending over backwards too far.

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43. The Clap

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44. Allergic to Broke

See also Hip-Hop.

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45. Nintendonitis

Muscle pain around the hands and arms from playing Wii too much. This usually means you're addicted. See also Nerds.

Added by a Guest on June 29, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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46. Dengue Fever

Pronounced "dengie". Come on, it sounds dodgy right? See also Tropical.

Added by a Guest on June 20, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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47. Feline AIDS

See also Animals, Cats.

Added by Anthony on June 1, 2008| 12 Comments | You Like This |

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48. Anal Fissures

An unnatural crack or tear in the anus skin. See also Sophomoric.

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49. Ricketts

Added by Ryan on April 28, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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50. Sicka Yer Shit

The patient complains that he or she's "had it", that they're in the right, or that they've somehow been tormented by the disease's carrier. Highly contagious and often contracted at work or even among family members. Early onset can bring irritation, pursed lips, lack of interest in meaningless tasks, and unexplained staring. See also Profanity.

Added by Tim on February 10, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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