Funny Diseases

Funny Diseases

41. Dropsy

Sounds like an affliction of tuckered-out puppies, but actually an accumulation of fluid beneath the skin, sometimes as a result of the gout. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Chris on July 6, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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42. Consecotaleophobia

The fear of chopsticks.

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43. Parrot Fever

Infectious disease contracted by inhaling bird feces. See also Birds.

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44. Proctalgia Fugax

Quite literally a pain in the ass.

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45. Center Abdominal Groin Strain

Also known as a strain to your penis from bending over backwards too far.

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46. Trypophobia

A fear of holes.

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47. The Clap

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48. Allergic to Broke

See also Hip-Hop.

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49. Nintendonitis

Muscle pain around the hands and arms from playing Wii too much. This usually means you're addicted. See also Nerds.

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50. Dengue Fever

Pronounced "dengie". Come on, it sounds dodgy right? See also Tropical.

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