Also known as a strain to your penis from bending over backwards too far.
A fear of holes.
Muscle pain around the hands and arms from playing Wii too much. This usually means you're addicted. See also Nerds.
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Pronounced "dengie". Come on, it sounds dodgy right? See also Tropical.
Fear of being beaten by a rod or instrument of punishment, or of being severely criticized. See also Phobias.