A fear of holes.
Muscle pain around the hands and arms from playing Wii too much. This usually means you're addicted. See also Nerds.
Pronounced "dengie". Come on, it sounds dodgy right? See also Tropical.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny disease.
Fear of being beaten by a rod or instrument of punishment, or of being severely criticized. See also Phobias.
The patient complains that he or she's "had it", that they're in the right, or that they've somehow been tormented by the disease's carrier. Highly contagious and often contracted at work or even among family members. Early onset can bring irritation, pursed lips, lack of interest in meaningless tasks, and unexplained staring. See also Profanity.