Funny Diseases

Funny Diseases

51. Feline AIDS

See also Animals, Cats.

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52. Anal Fissures

An unnatural crack or tear in the anus skin. See also Sophomoric.

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53. Ricketts

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54. Sicka Yer Shit

The patient complains that he or she's "had it", that they're in the right, or that they've somehow been tormented by the disease's carrier. Highly contagious and often contracted at work or even among family members. Early onset can bring irritation, pursed lips, lack of interest in meaningless tasks, and unexplained staring. See also Profanity.

Added by Tim on February 10, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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55. Boogie Fever

Can pop up anywhere good music is played, i.e. in car, at home, at friends. Symptoms include dancing while sitting, drumming on something that is not a drum, or just getting up and dancing. See Isaac Hayes, James Brown, Curtis Mayfield, et al. See also Dances, Music.

Added by Tim on February 8, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny disease.

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56. Ass-Burger Syndrome

The second grade corollary to Asperger's Syndrome. A terrible affliction affecting elementary school teachers with unusually wide posteriors. See also Sophomoric.

Added by Frank on January 5, 2008| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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57. Tarantism

An uncontrollable urge to dance, as in "Reverend Shaw Moore will not tolerate your taratism, nor the looseness it causes in your feet." Italians thought it was caused by tarantula bites. See also Animals, Dances, Italian.

Added by a Guest on December 11, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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58. Priapism

As mentioned in a Cialis commercial, an erection that last more than four hours. Tee hee hee. See also Sex, Sophomoric.

Added by Anthony on October 25, 2007| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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59. A Case of the Mondays

Stalker of overweight comic strip characters (Cathy, Garfield, etc) and the women who follow their daily adventures.

Added by Anthony on October 18, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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60. St. Vitus Dance

Also known as Chorea and characterized by irregular, dance-like movements and sometimes twisting and writhing. See also Dances.

Added by grouchyteacher on September 23, 2007| Comment | You Like This |