Funny Diseases

Funny Diseases

51. Dengue Fever

Pronounced "dengie". Come on, it sounds dodgy right? See also Tropical.

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52. Rhabdophobia

Fear of being beaten by a rod or instrument of punishment, or of being severely criticized. See also Phobias.

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53. Feline AIDS

See also Animals, Cats.

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54. Anal Fissures

An unnatural crack or tear in the anus skin. See also Sophomoric.

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55. Ricketts

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56. Sicka Yer Shit

The patient complains that he or she's "had it", that they're in the right, or that they've somehow been tormented by the disease's carrier. Highly contagious and often contracted at work or even among family members. Early onset can bring irritation, pursed lips, lack of interest in meaningless tasks, and unexplained staring. See also Profanity.

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57. Boogie Fever

Can pop up anywhere good music is played, i.e. in car, at home, at friends. Symptoms include dancing while sitting, drumming on something that is not a drum, or just getting up and dancing. See Isaac Hayes, James Brown, Curtis Mayfield, et al. See also Dances, Music.

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58. Ass-Burger Syndrome

The second grade corollary to Asperger's Syndrome. A terrible affliction affecting elementary school teachers with unusually wide posteriors. See also Sophomoric.

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59. Tarantism

An uncontrollable urge to dance, as in "Reverend Shaw Moore will not tolerate your taratism, nor the looseness it causes in your feet." Italians thought it was caused by tarantula bites. See also Animals, Dances, Italian.

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60. Priapism

As mentioned in a Cialis commercial, an erection that last more than four hours. Tee hee hee. See also Sex, Sophomoric.

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