Because food tastes so much better after it's been set on fire.
I have seen the future of ice cream, and it is not Dippin' Dots.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny food.
French Canadian concoction of french fries, gravy, and cheese. It's a gut-busting, artery-obstructing, colon-clogging good time. See also Canadian.
Cheese should not come out of an aerosol can.