It sounds like a combination of four foods when it's really only one.
Otherwise known as, "Pasteurized Process American Cheese for Use in Domestic Programs".
The pancake's southern cousin.
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According to Wikipedia, "a traditional British dish comprised of sausages in Yorkshire pudding batter, usually served with vegetables and gravy."
In other words, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and I Can't Believe It's Yogurt.
As if the ocean wasn't depleted enough without making these crustaceans deliciously easy to eat.
My candy smells like old people!