Inherently gross. Now eat your punishment eggs!
They aren't funny until you learn that watermelons are actually vegetables.
It sounds like a combination of four foods when it's really only one.
Psst. Got something funnier? Add your own funny food.
Otherwise known as, "Pasteurized Process American Cheese for Use in Domestic Programs".
The pancake's southern cousin.
According to Wikipedia, "a traditional British dish comprised of sausages in Yorkshire pudding batter, usually served with vegetables and gravy."
In other words, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and I Can't Believe It's Yogurt.
As if the ocean wasn't depleted enough without making these crustaceans deliciously easy to eat.