Funny Foods

Funny Foods

121. Mock Tofu

Per Yoni Brenner of the New Yorker, mock tofu is made from chicken fat, pureed pork loin, and five cups of piping-hot tallow. See also Made Up, Vegetarian.

Added by Brian on July 14, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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122. McLak Salmon Burger

Actually sold by McDonalds in more northern-oriented countries like Norway. See also Fast Food.

Added by pianomaster42 on June 20, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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123. McDonald's Southern Style Chicken Sandwich

Only because in the advertisement they point out that it's "garnished with PICKLES!" See also Fast Food.

Added by Frank on June 15, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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124. Extra-Fancy Ketchup

For when you want to give your burger the white glove treatment.

Added by Frank on June 12, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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125. Marzipan Shop

A sickeningly sweet almond past often shaped into barely edible fruits. See also Dessert.

Added by Ryan on June 1, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny food?

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126. Party Subs

I said, "Party Subs!" See also Party.

Added by Ryan on April 28, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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127. Parsnips

See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on April 26, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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128. Beggin' Strips® Shop

Dogs don't know it's not bacon! See also Animals, Dogs, Pets.

Added by Brian on April 19, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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129. Nacho Cheese

... its mine.

Added by a Guest on March 23, 2008| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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130. Punch and Pie

Gee whiz, what a treat! See also Old-Timey.

Added by Frank on March 16, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |