Funny Foods
Funny Foods
161. Hog Maw
Hog stomach lining that can be stewed, fried, baked, or broiled. Waste not, want not.
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162. Horned Melon
A spiky melon with pomegranate like insides that taste like a fusion of banana and cucumber.
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163. Fancy Feast Shop
For the cat that demands not only a feast at every meal, but a fancy one at that. See also Cats.
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164. Grey Poupon Mustard Shop
What's that? Don't like that sandwich? Poupon it! See also 80's, Condiments.
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165. Taco Salad in a Bag
Open some 4-cheese Doritos and add some beef, lettuce, and sour cream. Shake it up, and BAM! Taco Salad. See also Snacks.
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166. Beer Nuts Shop
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar-fifty; deer nuts are under a buck. See also Alcohol.
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169. Mountain Oysters
Bull testicles or balls. Ranchers routinely castrate young calves to keep cattle populations in check. They keep the testicles after annual castration and sell them in jars to some who think they are a delicacy and promotes fertility.
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170. Kartoffelpuffer
German for 'potato cake.' It is pronounced 'kartoffel poofer.' See also German.