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Kartoffel
The German word for "potato." Just to illustrate how much funnier this language is than English, consider that "Herr Kartoffelkopf" is German for "Mr. Potato Head."
Clams Casino
Of the same ilk as "Oysters Rockefeller" and "Lobster Thermidor".
Funyuns®
Per Frito-Lay, "Funyuns Onion Flavored Rings are a deliciously different snack that is fun to eat. These playful rings have a crisp texture and are packed full of zesty onion flavor. Next time you're in the mood for a snack that's out of the ordinary, try Funyuns Onion Flavored Rings."
Light Refreshments
Why do people insist on including this on event invitations? Are you trying to entice me to come with your tired fruit & cheese plate? As far as I can tell, this has never been a reason for anyone, anywhere to attend anything.
Calamari Patties
Rumor has it that they sell these at Trader Joe's.
Lobster Thermidor
Particularly funny if it's ordered at 3 am in a Jersey diner, where it usually *is* a menu option