Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny food?
"Healthier" version of Hamburger Helper. Just add water and tuna. See also White Trash.
Nothing says "I forgot your birthday" like a homemade sheet cake. See also Dessert.
IHOP's two eggs, two pieces of bacon, two sausage links, and two buttermilk pancakes topped with fruit and whipped cream. Sounds delicious, but is way too embarrassing to order. See also Breakfast.