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31. Living Proof

Exceptionally ugly, as in his or her physiognomy is prima facie evidence, so to speak, that X "regularly mate(s) with" Y, etc. See also Sex.

Added by JRex on June 3, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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32. Snooty Poot

One that is stuck up. For example, they have a double-wide trailer and you have a single-wide trailer.

Added by MajrPayneNurAss on March 18, 2013| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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33. Ultracrepidarian

A sophisticated word for person who likes to criticize, but does not know what they are talking about.

Added by a Guest on January 21, 2013| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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34. Flobblewanger

Someone who gets up at six in the morning to buy a McDonald's milk shake. See also Made Up.

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35. Pamplemousse

French for "grapefruit". A Gallic way to call someone fat. See also French.

Added by a Guest on December 29, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny insult.

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36. Hornswoggling Curmudgeon

A cheating, devious, miserable person who is having a bad day and believes that ruining yours will improve theirs. That said, I'm sure if you call anybody with a sense of humor this, it'll put a smile on their face.

Added by a Guest on November 1, 2012| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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37. Teat-Sucking Layabout

Added by Ryan on October 20, 2012| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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38. Ass-Wagon

Unrelated object partnered with the prefix "Ass-". Effective name for an idiot or moron, e.g. ass-monkey or ass-hat.

Added by Ponyboy on October 10, 2012| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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39. Mammothrept

An old word for a spoiled child. See also Children.

Added by Ryan on July 16, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

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40. Fussock

An old word for a fat lady. See also Obesity.

Added by Ryan on July 16, 2012| Comment | You Like This |