Funny Insults

Funny Insults

81. Wisenheimer

One who is obnoxiously self-assertive and arrogant. Informal know-it-all also known as a saucebox, smart aleck, smarty, smarty-pants, wiseacre, wisecracker, or wise guy. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Jeff on July 29, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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82. Fancy Balls

For someone that is being particularly picky or whiny.

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83. Skinflint

Insult directed towards someone displaying miserly behavior.

Added by Brian on June 28, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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84. Flaming Shit-Heel

A guy who's convinced he's God's gift to humankind, ultra cool; but, in fact, is a pathetic, trend-chasing wanker. See also Profanity.

Added by Tim on May 21, 2009| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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85. Stumblebum

See also Old-Timey.

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Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny insult?

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86. Lobsterbacks

Slang term for the British Redcoats in the Revolutionary War.

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87. Aquatard

Insult directed at grown men who can't swim. See also Swimming.

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88. Slubberdegullion

A medieval insult meaning a mean, dirty wretch. See also Medieval.

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89. Homeschool

As in, "What's up, Homeschool?" An excellent insult because it covers so many insult-related topics: nerdiness, out of touch, undereducated, etc. The list is endless. See also Schools.

Added by Tim on August 25, 2008| 21 Comments | You Like This |

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90. Joe Blow

Like, you just don't matter, man.

Added by Tim on August 21, 2008| Comment | You Like This |