As in, "What's up, Homeschool?" An excellent insult because it covers so many insult-related topics: nerdiness, out of touch, undereducated, etc. The list is endless. See also Schools.
Like, you just don't matter, man.
People, generally found on internet forums, who are quick to tote their knowledge on a subject; when all they are really doing is quickly looking that subject up on Wikipedia, and pretending to know the info off the top of their heads. See also Computers, Internet.
A person that cannot be exclusively classified as a dick or "See You Next Tuesday", but can be summed as the cumulation of both. See also British.
Short for skidmark I supposea human stain on the underwear of life. Excellent generic insult. See also Scatological.
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A cross between a hint and and insult. Usually delivered by a dissatisfied significant other, e.g. "Well, honey, maybe if you watched more of my 'chick flicks' you'd get some ideas as to what I want from a man." See also Marriage.
An unscrupulous lawyer.