Funny Instruments
Funny Instruments
23. Doorbell Dong Plus Dog Barking
Beautiful music when I’m unmuted on a call. See also Dogs.
Funny Instruments
24. Pyrophone
An organ powered by gasoline and propane with sounds made by explosion and combustion. See also Fire.
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Funny Instruments
26. Cat Piano
A piano that prods cats when you press the keys, causing them to yowl. Kittens make up the high notes with older cats doing the low notes. Familiar to anybody who's read PB. Kerr's Children of the Lamp series. See also Cats.
Funny Instruments
29. Shakers, Maracas, Beans in a Can, and Sand in a Tube
Gives the guitar player or drummer's girlfriend something to play when they are "in the band" that doesn't detract from the REAL music. Quieter than a tambourine, easier to play.