Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
31. “Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a deserted island, what book I’d bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’”
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32. “If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”
Thanks for the advice, Clint Eastwood. See also Appliances.
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34. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
―Michael Scott See also The Office.
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35. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should’ve been more specific.”
―Lily Tomlin
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37. “On the Contrary!”
Henrik Ibsen’s last words, in response to his nurse saying he was doing better. See also Literature.
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38. “It’s okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.”
―Kurt Cobain See also Fish.
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39. “Don’t be the drug dealer. Marry the drug dealer.”
―My World Literature Teacher See also Drugs.
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40. “I’ve had 18 straight whiskeys… I think that’s the record.”
Last words of the poet Dylan Thomas. See also Alcohol, Poetry.