Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
41. “I’ve had 18 straight whiskeys… I think that’s the record.”
Last words of the poet Dylan Thomas. See also Alcohol, Poetry.
Funny Quotes
43. “I love you guys. Not enough to die for you, but enough to give you a sandwich if I have too much sandwich.”
―My Writing Professor
Funny Quotes
44. “Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.”
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Funny Quotes
46. “It’s like my Dad always says, ‘Always give a hundred percent, unless you’re donating blood or getting a divorce.’”
―Pitch Perfect 3
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48. “Me no study, me no care, me go marry millionaire. If he die, me no cry, me go marry another guy.”
See also Best Life.