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11. Don't Get Caught in Bed With a Living Boy or a Dead Hooker

Solid advice for politicians. See also Prostitution, Sex.

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12. Don't Put Metal in the Microwave

Your mother, microwave instruction manuals, and the entire world probably all warned you about this at least once. See also Anxiety, Dangerous.

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13. You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.

An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.

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15. Better to Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth than to Get Caught Looking in the Other End

See also Animals.

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16. You Don't Have to Hoochify Yourself to be Beautiful

Words of wisdom from Tyra Banks. See also Celebrities, Television.

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17. Stop Drinking Haterade

See also Drinks.

Added by Brian on April 9, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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18. Keep Your Eye on the Ball

What if you have the ball? See also Sports.

Added by Tim on March 18, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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19. Bite Your Teeth Into the Ass of Life

Memorable quote from the 1996 movie Big Night. See also Movies, Profanity.

Added by Frank on January 16, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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20. Take a Chill Pill

Best when accompanied by a rolling of the eyes. See also 80's.

Added by Brian on September 26, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |