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11. Wait Until the Last Minute to Do Your Homework
That way you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.
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12. When Parents Tell You to Act Like an Adult, Be an Old Person and Hurt Yourself by Moving Something
It that simple bro.
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13. When Getting the Ingredients to Make a Sandwich, Make a Second Sandwich
BOOM. Extra sandwich. See also Sandwiches.
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15. Instead of going to Starbucks, make your own coffee, yell out your name incorrectly, and then light a 5-dollar bill on fire.
See also Coffee.
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16. Tired of boiling water each evening? Heat 10 liters, and then freeze for future use.
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17. Take your kids to a pumpkin patch and let them pick out the biggest pumpkin. Then make them carry it to the car.
They’ll never ask to go back again.
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18. Carry a Fork With You
If someone tries to rob you, pull it out of your pocket and say, “thank you lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork.
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19. Always Remember that Removing the Vegetables from Your Burger Lowers the Calories
Or just eat well. See also Diets.