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11. Treat Every Problem as Your Dog Would

If you can't eat it, walk away. See also Dogs.

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12. Never Joke with a Kleptomaniac, They Will Take It, Literally.

See also Puns.

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13. Eat Whatever You Want, and if Someone Calls You Fat, Eat Them Too

See also Obesity.

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14. Never Trust an Atom, They Make Up Everything.

See also Science.

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15. If You're Drinking to Forget, Pay in Advance

See also Alcohol.

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16. Whatever You Do, Always Give 100%. Unless You're Donating Blood.

See also Blood.

Added by Evie on January 14, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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17. Study, Sleep, Socialize. Pick Two.

See also Schools.

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18. Celebrate Your Birthday Every Year

Scientists have proven that the people who celebrate the most birthdays live the longest.

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19. Don't Give Up on Your Dream, Keep on Sleeping

See also Sleep.

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20. Things That Are Sticky Are Most Likely Not Sticks

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