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Always Piss Down a Slope
I had to learn that the hard way.
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Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself
Like "eatin' ain't cheatin," another it-rhymes-so-it-must-be-true bit of advice.
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Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'
This reminds me of another it-rhymes-so-it-must-be-true contention, "Sharing is Caring."