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31. If You Meet a Man in a Saloon, Don't Come Crying to Me when You End Up with a Drunk

This advice was my mom's standard when I asked about finding a husband qnd marrying some day. The kicker is that she met my dad... yep, you guessed it, in a saloon. See also Love, Marriage.

Added by yayagoddess on October 19, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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32. Put Some Prance in Your Dance

Added by Anthony on August 21, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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33. Don't Sneeze When You're Pregnant and Have to Pee

So you don't accidentally pee your pants or have your baby.

Added by SpaceParasites on May 19, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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34. Don't Look at a Pig While You're Pregnant

My grandma gave me this advice so my kids wouldn't be born ugly. See also Old-Timey.

Added by grouchyteacher on April 27, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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35. Never Make Eye Contact While Eating a Banana

See also Fruits, Sex.

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36. Correct Punctuation is Crucial

E.g. "Let's Eat, Grandpa" vs. "Let's Eat Grandpa". See also Cannabalism.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2011| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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37. A Cookie is a Sometime Food

To combat rising childhood obesity rates, Cookie Monster sang this regrettable song. See also Children, Snacks.

Added by SpaceParasites on December 29, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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38. The Early Bird May Catch the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese

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39. Careful, Robin. Both Hands on the Bat-Rope.

See also 60's, Television.

Added by a Guest on October 24, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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40. Don't Smoke. Wear a Bra.

See also Lingerie, Women.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 14, 2010| Comment | You Like This |