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31. How to Twerk

Step 1: Reconsider.

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32. If You Ever Need to Bury a Body, Plant Endangered Plants Over the Body So It’s Illegal to Dig Up

Works every time. See also Plants.

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33. The Best Defense Against Somebody Videotaping You is to Blast a Song by an Artist That is Serious About Copyright Infringement

Works every time.

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34. Fill Your Heart with Bees, then if Someone Breaks Your Heart, They’ll Have to Deal with the Bees

See also Love.

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35. No matter how nice the hand soap smells, don’t leave the restroom smelling your fingers.

See also Bathroom.

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36. Don’t be Ashamed of Yourself—That’s Your Parents’ Job

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37. If You Wait Until the Last Minute to Do It, It Only Takes a Minute to Do

See also Homework, Schools.

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38. Never Trust Someone Who Says to Trust Them

Trust me, its not worth it.

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39. Remember Your Name, You’ll Need It

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40. Count Your Eggs Before They Hatch

That way you’ll know if someone steals one of them. See also Chickens, Eggs.

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