Funny Advice

Funny Advice

31. A Cookie is a Sometime Food

To combat rising childhood obesity rates, Cookie Monster sang this regrettable song. See also Children, Snacks.

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32. The Early Bird May Catch the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese

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33. Careful, Robin. Both Hands on the Bat-Rope.

See also 60's, Television.

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34. Don't Smoke. Wear a Bra.

See also Lingerie, Women.

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35. Don't Drink and Bike

You might spill your beer. See also Alcohol.

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36. Keep the Space Heater Away from Standing Water While It is Operational

As in:
Do not precariously balance the space-heater on the edge of the bathtub while we soak in said tub stoned out of our minds, eating pizza, and talking about surviving hiding together in a portable toilet for extended periods of time with a pet goat.
I'm not ready to die by electric shock yet. I've seen those stickers on hairdryers yes siree! See also Dangerous, Electricity.

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37. Make It Happen, Captain

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38. Rub Some Dirt on It

Thanks coach! See also Children, Sports.

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39. Don't be That Guy

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40. Be Careful

Usually said by one's mother after having already sustained an injury as a result of not being careful. Thanks, mom! I'll try to go back in time so that I can use your advice.

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