Funny Advice

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31. You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.

An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.

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32. XYZPDQ

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33. Better to Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth than to Get Caught Looking in the Other End

See also Animals.

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34. You Don't Have to Hoochify Yourself to be Beautiful

Words of wisdom from Tyra Banks. See also Celebrities, Television.

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35. Stop Drinking Haterade

See also Drinks.

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36. Keep Your Eye on the Ball

What if you have the ball? See also Sports.

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37. Bite Your Teeth Into the Ass of Life

Memorable quote from the 1996 movie Big Night. See also Movies, Profanity.

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38. Take a Chill Pill

Best when accompanied by a rolling of the eyes. See also 80's.

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39. Try to Keep It Between the Ditches

Advice to someone who's smashed yet insists on driving home anyway. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

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40. Hands Below the Gay-Line

Reminder to heterosexual male dancers to maintain composure and not raise their hands above their chest. See also Dances, Homosexual.

Added by Maude on June 18, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |