My grandma gave me this advice so my kids wouldn't be born ugly. See also Old-Timey.
E.g. "Let's Eat, Grandpa" vs. "Let's Eat Grandpa". See also Cannabalism.
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Do not precariously balance the space-heater on the edge of the bathtub while we soak in said tub stoned out of our minds, eating pizza, and talking about surviving hiding together in a portable toilet for extended periods of time with a pet goat.
I'm not ready to die by electric shock yet. I've seen those stickers on hairdryers yes siree! See also Dangerous, Electricity.