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31. Don't Drink and Bike

You might spill your beer. See also Alcohol.

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32. Keep the Space Heater Away from Standing Water While It is Operational

As in:
Do not precariously balance the space-heater on the edge of the bathtub while we soak in said tub stoned out of our minds, eating pizza, and talking about surviving hiding together in a portable toilet for extended periods of time with a pet goat.
I'm not ready to die by electric shock yet. I've seen those stickers on hairdryers yes siree! See also Dangerous, Electricity.

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33. Make It Happen, Captain

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34. Rub Some Dirt on It

Thanks coach! See also Children, Sports.

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35. Don't be That Guy

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36. Be Careful

Usually said by one's mother after having already sustained an injury as a result of not being careful. Thanks, mom! I'll try to go back in time so that I can use your advice.

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37. Drive Safe

Well, what are you supposed to say?

"Drive fast and take chances! Use your road rage if you have to, sweet pea!" See also Cars.

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38. Walk It Off

Probably the least helpful medical advice ever. See also Medicine.

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39. Don't Cut Your Own Bangs

They always come out crooked... AND, you just keep cutting and cutting and cutting... Oh My! See also Hair.

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40. Don't Get Caught in Bed With a Living Boy or a Dead Hooker

Solid advice for politicians. See also Prostitution, Sex.

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