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31. Never Test the Depth of a River with Both Feet

An African proverb. See also African.

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32. Be Yourself. Unless You're a Unicorn. Then be a Unicorn.

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33. Never Do a Whole Job when a Half a Job Will Do

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34. Never Walk by a Pigeon Coup with an Owl in Your Pocket

See also Birds.

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36. Don't Wake the Snake

See also Reptiles.

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37. Save Your Strength

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38. Better Late than Pregnant

See also Sex.

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39. Eat It, Don't Tweet It

In other words, stop taking photos of your food. See also Hipsters, Internet.

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40. Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver

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