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41. Count Your Eggs Before They Hatch
That way you’ll know if someone steals one of them. See also Chickens, Eggs.
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42. Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow.
Don’t worry, you’ve got plenty of time. See also Schools.
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43. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for one day. If you feed him to the fishes then he’ll never be hungry again.
See also Fish.
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44. If you’re in 12th grade, do not join senior dating sites.
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47. If Someone Hurts Your Feelings, Tell Them to Hurt Their Own Feelings if They Want to Hurt Someone's Feelings
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49. If she asks for four chicken nuggets, buy ten.
This is how you get and keep a girlfriend. See also Fast Food, Relationships.
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50. Never drink downstream from a cow herd.
Instead, go inside and drink water from the sink. You don’t need to drink water from a stream. What are you doing?
See also Cows.