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61. Don't Sneeze When You're Pregnant and Have to Pee

So you don't accidentally pee your pants or have your baby.

Added by SpaceParasites on May 19, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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62. Don't Look at a Pig While You're Pregnant

My grandma gave me this advice so my kids wouldn't be born ugly. See also Old-Timey.

Added by grouchyteacher on April 27, 2011| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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63. Never Make Eye Contact While Eating a Banana

See also Fruits, Sex.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2011| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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64. Correct Punctuation is Crucial

E.g. "Let's Eat, Grandpa" vs. "Let's Eat Grandpa". See also Cannabalism.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2011| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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65. A Cookie is a Sometime Food

To combat rising childhood obesity rates, Cookie Monster sang this regrettable song. See also Children, Snacks.

Added by SpaceParasites on December 29, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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67. Careful, Robin. Both Hands on the Bat-Rope.

See also 60's, Television.

Added by a Guest on October 24, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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68. Don't Smoke. Wear a Bra.

See also Lingerie, Women.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 14, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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69. Don't Drink and Bike

You might spill your beer. See also Alcohol.

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70. Keep the Space Heater Away from Standing Water While It is Operational

As in:
Do not precariously balance the space-heater on the edge of the bathtub while we soak in said tub stoned out of our minds, eating pizza, and talking about surviving hiding together in a portable toilet for extended periods of time with a pet goat.
I'm not ready to die by electric shock yet. I've seen those stickers on hairdryers yes siree! See also Dangerous, Electricity.

Added by QuellcristFalconer on February 17, 2010| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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