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81. Hands Below the Gay-Line

Reminder to heterosexual male dancers to maintain composure and not raise their hands above their chest. See also Dances, Homosexual.

Added by Maude on June 18, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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82. Always Piss Down a Slope

I had to learn that the hard way. See also Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on May 19, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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83. Play It Smart, But Play It Cool

Added by Maya on May 8, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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84. Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

Like "eatin' ain't cheatin," another it-rhymes-so-it-must-be-true bit of advice.

Added by Anthony on January 29, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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85. Don't Let Them See You With Just Your Socks On

Added by Brian on November 24, 2006| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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86. Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'

This reminds me of another it-rhymes-so-it-must-be-true contention, "Sharing is Caring." See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on June 21, 2006| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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