Funny Advice
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82. If You Are Trying to Get Lucky, Keep Changing Chairs
There's bound to be chewing gum under one of them.
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83. Don't Play Fortnite if You Have a Window Behind You and Your Mom is Mowing the Lawn
You will get in trouble. See also Parents, Video Games.
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84. Dress Your Kids for School After Their Night Time Bath; Then You Don't Have to Fight Them in the Morning
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85. "Be Careful" and "Drive Safely"
Good thing someone ALWAYS says these things as I'm leaving an event. I WAS planning on being reckless and irresponsible! Now it's just ruined.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny advice.
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86. No Matter What, if It Rhymes It's True, My Dude
This is good advice, and it's nice.
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87. Don't Be Sad, Because Sad Backwards Is Das, And Das Not Good.
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88. It Doesn't Matter Where You Get Your Appetite as Long as You Eat at Home
Along the lines of "look but don't touch."
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89. If you don't know what time it is, ask the nearest person; they'll probably have it on their phone.
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90. Listen to Really Crappy Music when Going Through Something Terrible in Your Life
If you listen to music you love, it will become a constant reminder of crappy times. Instead listen to music you do not understand (different language) or something you will never hear again and you will never be reminded of bad things.