Funny Advice

Funny Advice

81. Walk It Off

Probably the least helpful medical advice ever. See also Medicine.

Added by Ryan on November 4, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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82. Don't Cut Your Own Bangs

They always come out crooked... AND, you just keep cutting and cutting and cutting... Oh My! See also Hair.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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83. Don't Get Caught in Bed With a Living Boy or a Dead Hooker

Solid advice for politicians. See also Prostitution, Sex.

Added by a Guest on February 3, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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84. Don't Put Metal in the Microwave

Your mother, microwave instruction manuals, and the entire world probably all warned you about this at least once. See also Anxiety, Dangerous.

Added by a Guest on December 2, 2008| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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85. You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.

An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on November 11, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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86. XYZPDQ

Added by a Guest on September 1, 2008| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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88. You Don't Have to Hoochify Yourself to be Beautiful

Words of wisdom from Tyra Banks. See also Celebrities, Television.

Added by a Guest on May 26, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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89. Stop Drinking Haterade

See also Drinks.

Added by Brian on April 9, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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90. Keep Your Eye on the Ball

What if you have the ball? See also Sports.

Added by Tim on March 18, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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