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81. Don't Put Metal in the Microwave

Your mother, microwave instruction manuals, and the entire world probably all warned you about this at least once. See also Anxiety, Dangerous.

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82. You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.

An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.

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83. XYZPDQ

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85. You Don't Have to Hoochify Yourself to be Beautiful

Words of wisdom from Tyra Banks. See also Celebrities, Television.

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86. Stop Drinking Haterade

See also Drinks.

Added by Brian on April 9, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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87. Keep Your Eye on the Ball

What if you have the ball? See also Sports.

Added by Tim on March 18, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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88. Bite Your Teeth Into the Ass of Life

Memorable quote from the 1996 movie Big Night. See also Movies, Profanity.

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89. Take a Chill Pill

Best when accompanied by a rolling of the eyes. See also 80's.

Added by Brian on September 26, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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90. Try to Keep It Between the Ditches

Advice to someone who's smashed yet insists on driving home anyway. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

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