Funny Questions

Funny Questions

11. How Many Tickles Does It Take to Tickle an Octopus?

Ten-tickles. Get it? See also Seafood.

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12. HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?

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13. What Do You Do when Chemists Die?

Barium. See also Puns, Science.

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15. Hodor. Hodor Hodor, Hodor Hodor?

Hodor.

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16. What Do You Call a Dinosaur with Good Vocabulary?

A thesaurus. See also Dinosaurs.

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17. In Switzerland, is Swiss Cheese Just Called Cheese?

See also Cheese.

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19. How Do Snails Breathe?

Through their snoses.

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20. Who Closes the Door when the Bus Driver Leaves the Bus?

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