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11. What Do You Call A Magic Owl?

Hoodini. See also Birds.

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12. What's the Difference Between a Calendar and You?

A calendar has dates. ROASTED.

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13. What Would George Washington Do if He Were Alive Today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin. See also Presidents.

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16. Why Did Suzie Fall off the Swing?

Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Suzie.

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17. Does Killing a Spider Make Their Gene Pool More Sneaky?

Let the stupid spiders reproduce by using a catch and release method instead. See also Spiders.

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18. Is the S or C Silent in the Word Scent?

We may never know.

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19. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl When It's Using the Bathroom?

Because the P is silent. See also Bathroom, Dinosaurs.

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20. What is Red and Invisible?

No tomatoes. See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on September 20, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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