Funny for two reasons: 1. How the heck do you know he's a Pakistani? You can't really ask him. 2. Google thinks this is the most plausible thing you are wondering when you type in "why is there". See also Internet.
I get this question every time I go to a new salon. Um, it likes sunshine and long walks on the beach? See also Hair.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny question.
Man. That's right, let that sink in for a minute. Man.
See also Schools.
As asked by Sarah Silverman in Jesus Is Magic. See also Profanity.