The better question is how one is supposed to give an answer.
No, I'm skydiving.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny question.
Didn't you just ask one?
1. Go to www.google.com
2. Type in the beginning of a question, for example: What is... When... or Why did... into the search bar.
3. Watch the hilarious suggestions cascade downward. See also Computers, Internet.
My grandpa always tell my grandma this when she wanted a kiss at night.
At the place... you know?